The true story is I made these last fall for some of my political friends before one of the debates. We love debates...and elections....and America....oh yeah, and chocolate.
I got three different colors of white chocolate (if you only have white, you can use food dye, but....this was easier for me). I melted them in a ziplock in the microwave. I melt them in 30 second intervals, squish them around. Repeat until they are liquidy. I cut the corner and then put a line of each colors down a moustache chocolate mold.