Since I have a degree in rocket science from the University of Yeah Right, I was able to conduct this very difficult Halloween experiment. I saw this idea in a magazine I was flipping through in line at the grocery store. It was flip through the magazine, or pull my hair out....or the hair out of the person in front of me, or throw a tantrum like the kiddo behind me. I wasn't feeling very patient, so I went to my happy place: magazine flipping. Anyway, basically I took processed cheese (I have a minor in nutrition from the same university), stamped out a shape with 1 of 254 Halloween cookie cutters I own, and slapped it onto a bowl of chili. It would have worked on soup as well, or it would be cute in mini bowl of hot offerings on a buffet if I were hosting a Halloween party. I'm not. It would require going to the grocery store to get groceries and I can't go back there. I can't. There are lines. I'm not good at lines.