here is a free template for the turkey body).
Here are the steps for using this stuff, but it really just requires an iron, and this makes fabric stick to fabric. If you wash and the edges lift off a bit, just iron it down again and it's good as new and requires no sewing machines. If you can cut, you can cute-se-fy anything.
I did add some button eyes, but you could color these on with permanant markers, use black fabric and more steam a seam, glue these on, or get mad, call me a liar and refuse to visit my blog ever again. Ever. Because I did say there was no sewing, and here I snuck a little in, but the black button eyes were worth it.